'Twas The Night Before Christmas

by Clement Clarke Moore
Translated with Android Voice Recognition

12 the night before christmas when all through the house
accenture is stirring not even a mouse
the stockings wrong with a chimney with care
nope sitting in person soon would be there

the children witness of all snug in their beds
while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads
the mama and her hurt she is an I am I can’t
just shoveled our brains for a long winter’s nap

been out of the rooster rose in a letter
I spring from my bed to see what’s the matter
08 to the window to make a flash
or open the shutters and throw this ash

the moon and the rest of the new phones now
give the lost rios midday 2 of school
when what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a miniature sleigh in a tiny ring here

it’s the little drivers of lightning quick
newhalem sms piece a pic
resident evil forces the game
pennywhistle been shattered and call them by name

now dasher dancer prancer vixen
committing to bid on donner and blitzen
top of the course tube top of the wall
now dash 08 - 08 - 08 all

israeli up for the wild hurricane fly
me me with a knife school now to the sky
ok to the house that of course is the flu
with a slave of poison in saint nicholas too

man eating some kleenex heard of the rules
20 minute pauline of the school
is a jew in my head of turning around
down the chimney saint nicholas came with a bound

recessed on for for me to do is sleep
when is closing all turns to ashes in set
google voice see if online is back
he looked again tyler just opening is packed
zyflamend golden temple dimples of mary
is she sure like roses his nose with a cherry
is true a little mouse is tron applicable
never done she was as well as the snow
system of a pipe you titan tv
in the smoking several heads I gave me
you have a broad face in a little round belly
that shook when available lol jelly

chevy impala a right jolly old self
I left my phone in spite of myself
it went to the eye twist of his head
sharon gave me to know i have nothing to draft

okay I were going straight to his work
and filled all the stockings interned with a jerk
name is a finger side of his nose
in giving in a bit you mean heroes

he spring to slaters teen give a whistle
in fruitvale flu like that down hey sister
for their names lame here she drove out of sight
“happy christmas to all and to all a goodnight!”

Where the Sidewalk Ends

by Shel Silverstein
Translated with Android Voice Recognition

there is a place where the sidewalk ends
and before the street begins
and there is the grass grows softonline
in there the burns crimson bright
and there is the moon birth rest from his flight
too cool in the peppermint wind

let us leave this place with no clothes black
in the dark streets lines in bens
test kits for the as flowers grow
michelle walk with a walk it is measured and slow
and watch with the chalk wat arrows go
to the place where the sidewalk ends

yes will walk today walk fit is measured in slo
I’ll go with the chocolate arrows go
for the children did martin the children they know
the place where the sidewalk ends